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01/07/2016 at 14:58 • Filed to: None

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Will someone who knows code tell me how to rewrite my lactose intolerance so I can enjoy ice cream again?


DISCUSSION (100)


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:00

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/lactoseIntolerance


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:01

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Wait a second...insane writing on a truck...subtropical vegetation...no topography...sandy soil...

FLORIDA!


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:02

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200 years of computer diseases? Huh. Never knew we had computers before electricity.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:03

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Sure but the trunk has no rust.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:03

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#erase /intol lact
#enable /eat icecream


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:04

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Time to get McAffee

#NotAllLactoses


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:06

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shit and I thought computers where only made in the last 50 years. Silly me, man discovered fire, then invented computers, then stone and later bronze tools.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:10

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I am addicted to cat and dog. I also like that he was us to share his message WITH COMPUTER.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > crowmolly
01/07/2016 at 15:11

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And apparently women didn’t menstruate before the founding fathers invented computers. Who knew?


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:12

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How do we know this isn’t Texas trying to up the ante on Florida?


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:14

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Florida by chance?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Azrek
01/07/2016 at 15:20

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Sunshine Flea Market. Sunshine is Florida’s false hope marketing campaign.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > pip bip - choose Corrour
01/07/2016 at 15:25

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of course


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:41

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Nah, that can actually be deciphered. What is needed is obvious:

TIME CUBE!

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Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 15:56

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“I.AM.THE.SUPER_____AGENT SAY NO TO TERROIST”

Did someone bring Blockhead back from the dead?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Jonee
01/07/2016 at 16:54

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Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/08/2016 at 05:02

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This guy truly is the Super Agent . He got you to do exactly what he told you to.


Kinja'd!!! edu-petrolhead > Jonee
01/08/2016 at 10:42

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#include

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double lactose, stomach;

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Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/09/2016 at 22:53

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Well, what if he’s right? I figure better safe than sorry.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/10/2016 at 03:57

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What’s that “what if”? You don’t fully trust the guy?


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/11/2016 at 15:35

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Haha. No, I always trust everything I read on a pickup truck. Especially ones belonging to a super agent. I wonder what it talks about on the other side. A friend of mine took the photo and he didn’t take the whole thing. There could be a whole other conspiracy we don’t know about. Super Agent should have been more explicit with his instructions on how to post pictures of his vital message.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/11/2016 at 16:54

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There’s nothing else on the other side. That Super Agent doesn’t look Bond-like...

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The back doesn’t have another message either...

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I want to become a Super Agent now. Where do I enlist?


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/11/2016 at 18:21

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That is the perfect Super Agent disguise, obviously.

Actually, that bit on the door about hurricanes and global warming being caused by gasses is different. I wonder if the gasses are caused by computers. Or, maybe evil gasses is a new conspiracy he’s just beginning to battle. You enlist in Florida, obviously. Pretty much anywhere. They’ll find you.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/12/2016 at 09:06

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Haha, had not noticed the gasses part. EPIC! I wonder what abbreviation the organization he works for has for a name. Either G.A.S. or C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Jonee
01/12/2016 at 11:25

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You know I’ve never before noticed that alcoholism and electronics coincidentally appeared at the same time on this earth. Or that cat addiction was a thing.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Berang
01/12/2016 at 13:14

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Cat addiction is definitely a thing. I’ve seen it firsthand. Any progress on the Daihatsu front?


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Jonee
01/12/2016 at 13:54

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I’ve not seen anything new. I plan on heading out to that one spotted in Texas eventually, but for the moment I’m concentrating on saab things.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/13/2016 at 23:54

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F.L.O.R.I.D.A.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/14/2016 at 07:35

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Seek no further, that’s it!


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/15/2016 at 02:04

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Now you have to figure out what it stands for.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/15/2016 at 08:28

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Federal Law Organization of Ridiculous Incompetent/Incontinent Domestic Americans?


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/16/2016 at 03:37

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Haha! Yup, you got it. They have secret headquarters under Disneyworld.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/16/2016 at 05:14

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And all the members have a pseudonym representing Disney characters. Like Donald. And Mickey. Leader of the pack probably is Scrooge McDuck.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/18/2016 at 23:47

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You can be Chip, and I’ll be Dale. Is Scrooge McDuck popular in The Netherlands? I know he’s huge in Germany.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/19/2016 at 04:16

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He’s fairly popular over here. The Donald Duck magazine probably still is the best selling comic over here. Scrooge McDuck is called differently though: Dagobert Duck!


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/20/2016 at 01:23

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That’s funny to me. That stuff isn’t even available here. That Scrooge McDuck cartoon back in the 90's was very popular with kids, but since then, the Disney ducks are largely forgotten outside of the theme parks. Why Dagobert? Named after the King of the Franks?


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/20/2016 at 03:54

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Initially it was Dagobert McDuck. But he dropped the “Mc” to save on ink. Where they got Dagobert from I don’t know. It’s a German name meaning “exuberantly”. Stating his wealth I presume. There were some European Kings named Dagobert as well.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/21/2016 at 02:20

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Yeah, Dagobert I and II, King of the Franks. I don’t know anything about them except they were from the 6th or 7th century? And, I remember the name King of the Franks. I think probably Sinatra usurped that title.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/21/2016 at 06:41

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The Franks. Sort of Teutonic Order haha. But way before them. Sinatra definitely was the King of the Franks. I’d be surprised if you’d never met him. Or any other of the Karenjy Pack .


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/21/2016 at 22:39

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Funny you should say that because Frank Sinatra grew up in the same town as my father, Hoboken, New Jersey. And the house he grew up in previously belonged to my grandparents. So, that’s the house my father would have lived in. He was that close to being a member of the Karenjy Pack .


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/22/2016 at 03:47

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Funny you mention Karenjy! I went squashing yesterday with a buddy of mine. Guess what he was wearing: A Karenjy training suit!

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Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/22/2016 at 13:42

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And I see it has the Chinese spelling, too. I wonder if they give those out with the cars. Pretty good marketing especially in America. Or, L.A. anyway. Women love wearing sportswear here. Yoga pants, and whatnot. It’s nice to see, actually.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/22/2016 at 15:06

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Haha, Chinese spelling! Today I had a candidate for work that has a Chinese wife. She’s been living over here since 2005. I could not resist asking him if she was able to pronounce the “r”. Should have seen the look on his face: totally confused.

If there’s one thing boosting motivation for me when running it’s seeing a female runner geared up and going full throttle. I can go for miles again.


Kinja'd!!! The Old Man from Scene 24 > Jonee
01/22/2016 at 16:03

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I’ll bet the owner is a hoot at parties.


Kinja'd!!! Sh-tboxSlumlord > Jonee
01/22/2016 at 18:02

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-Where in Florida? I’m from the Ft Myers area.

-sweet T100, needs a paint job pretty badly

-what a nut


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Sh-tboxSlumlord
01/22/2016 at 18:16

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Waverly out in the middle of nowhere/between Tampa and Orlando.


Kinja'd!!! TylerLinner > Jonee
01/22/2016 at 18:46

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I want to know the significance of, “.21.”


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > TylerLinner
01/22/2016 at 19:48

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Yeah, that is intriguing.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/23/2016 at 02:53

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I have some Chinese and Korean friends from college and the ones that grew up here are always making fun of the ones who didn’t for how they speak. They just can’t do it because their language has different sounds. Which means that we can’t speak Chinese or Korean or Thai and they make fun of us. My Thai girlfriend was always trying to teach me Thai words that I couldn’t say and then laughing. And it sounded to me like I was saying them perfectly. But she was like, you’re way off. Although, when I go to a Thai restaurant and say “hello” and “thank you” in Thai, they understand and say it back. I think she was just a hardass.

Yeah, nothing will keep you going like chasing a nice piece of tail in tight pants. It could make me take up running.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/23/2016 at 05:37

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I’m sure they do make fun of you. I really liked the fact in many Asian towns all kinds of kids (mostly teen-girls) just beg you to go on a photo with ‘m. I was told they do this to brag amongst friends they have friends from the west but I’m not sure that was the reason, sounds so Colonial?

It’s always nice to see someone actually trying to speak your language. Germans have the reputation to just speak German over here and expect to be understood. What most of the time is true. But many people (not me) are annoyed with it. If somebody starts asking questions in English that’s never a problem for us. Totally weird.


Kinja'd!!! ResidentPony > Jonee
01/23/2016 at 20:19

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I fear meeting the driver, he will probably try to kill me. I’m a computational neuroscientist.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > ResidentPony
01/23/2016 at 20:31

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Uh oh. One of “them.”


Kinja'd!!! ResidentPony > Jonee
01/23/2016 at 21:04

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For that I’m going to email you all of the diseases.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/24/2016 at 17:14

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I think sometimes it’s to show western faces to their friends. But, it’s also a cultural thing in Asia to take a lot of photos, I guess. The old stereotype of the Japanese tourist with a Nikon still holds.

I’m never sure if it’s impolite to butcher someone else’s language, but I can see where you’d appreciate the effort. I always at least try to learn hello and thank you. Americans are like those Germans. We just speak English to whomever assuming that they’ve learned our language, of course because why wouldn’t you? And in Europe a lot of people do speak English. It’s amusing, though, to be in a place like Thailand and see an American tourist rambling on in English while some local just stares at them blankly.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/25/2016 at 03:04

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Just ask you Thai-ex to verify!

Americans are like those Germans. But... I think 70% or more understands at least Yes , No , thank you , help me and Hello . And with German that’s probably not even 15% so that’s more arrogant. And if you think it’s amusing seeing an American tourist rambling on imagine how that would look if a German would do such a thing. The language sounds so aggressive by itself!


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/26/2016 at 02:30

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True. No one speaks fluent German except Germans. Believe me, my people know all about how aggressive their language sounds.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/26/2016 at 03:44

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Believe me, my people share this experience somewhat. We can easily speak German fluently, it’s just that the Germans enjoy listening to a Dutch speaking coal-mining German. Makes them reminding Rudi Carrell, a famous Dutch Comedian working/living in Germany I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/26/2016 at 04:03

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That’s pretty funny. And, aren’t the New Kids also popular in Germany? What’s up with them loving Dutch comedy? All the way back to Johannes Heesters and Hitler.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/26/2016 at 04:42

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Main problem for the Germans is the fact they have a total lack of a sense of Humor. Especially the guys. That’s the main reason it’s so utterly easy to team up with a German girl for us Dutchies. Really. You knew Jopie Heesters? He’s a bit ‘odd’ as he was always accused of being some sort of a Nazi. He visited Dachau in 1942. But never was a Nazi-party member or something.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/27/2016 at 03:25

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This is very true. 2 jokes and a German girl is wrapped around your finger. I find Germans hilarious, but that’s not really laughing with them.

I know the story of Heesters a little bit. Goebbels or someone loved him and I know he did a show for Hitler once. They did make him an honorary Nazi, I think. Maybe not at his request, but for whatever reason, they they thought he was great. It’d be interesting to try and find out why. I wonder what his jokes were about that appealed to them.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/27/2016 at 05:21

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It is a bit depending where the German gent is from. Germany is big to us Dutchies and the cultural differences between Schleswig Holstein and Bayern is huge.

Over here it definitely was a problem for him after the war. There’s a reason he went to Germany after the war and stayed there most of the time. His second wife was 46 years younger of age!!! German so she probably fell for his sense of humor ;-)


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/28/2016 at 03:32

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This is true. And I did meet a few funny Hamburgers. They were funny for being Germans, anyway. They have that big red light district in Hamburg, so maybe that loosens them up.

She was a cutie, too. No wonder he lived so long. He was a pretty suave looking fellow, but it was probably the jokes that sealed the deal.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/28/2016 at 05:35

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Hamburg! They do not just have a red light district, also a car lift to get to a tunnel! Who on earth came up with such a great idea, that guy must have had a great sense of humor!!! It even is in the Odessa file .

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Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/29/2016 at 03:06

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Oh, I remember that from the Odessa File now. I didn’t get to see it when I was there. Dammit. That’s awesome. I’m surprised my friend who lived there didn’t show it to me. She knew I was into cars. She gave me a ride to the Kleinwagen Museum in Störy in her mother’s Nissan Micra. Unfortunately, she died of cancer a few years ago, so I have no one to stay with in Hamburg any more.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/29/2016 at 06:33

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Did we discuss the Odessa file before? I think we didn’t. A bit in the line of Boys of Brazil .

I have yet to see the tunnel/elevator. It should be used way more in movies. Maybe we can shoot parts of our Wanke r l commercial over there?

That’s pretty tough, she wasn’t even that old was she? Man...


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
01/31/2016 at 04:48

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I don’t think Odessa File has come up before. I haven’t seen that one since I was a kid, but I remember Jon Voigt. I always liked him. I actually ran into him not too long ago and said hello. He’s pretty tall. There was a whole bunch of books and movies along that theme of Nazis are still out there. Marathon Man is also along those lines, except not in the Nazis are still trying to take over the world way. My father used to love all that stuff. Frederick Forsythe, Ken Follett.

Yeah, I wonder why it’s not in more movies. It’d be a great way to introduce the Wanke r l. You can’t really see what it is when it goes in and then it comes roaring out into the tunnel. They always use tunnels in car commercials. There’s a tunnel in downtown L.A. that’s in literally hundreds of car ads. And movies and t.v. shows since it’s convenient and looks good.

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Yeah, she was only 40. It’s was really sad. And sudden. Pancreatic cancer. She was a vegan Zen Buddhist, so it can happen to anyone.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
01/31/2016 at 16:32

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And what an appropriate thread it is we lined it up in! Jon Voight. Of course you met him. Did he nod or respond? Do you remember that Seinfeld episode in which George bought an old Chrysler that once belonged to Jon?

There’s another Nazi-sort-of movie coming up.

The Elbe tunnel is supposed to be in Matchless as well. Wiki told me. Now I need to see it.

Tunnels are awesome. Unless they go trough mountains.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/02/2016 at 03:24

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I told him I was a big fan and he said “thank you very much.” He seemed nice. Sometimes they can be pretty stand-offish which I guess is understandable if people bother them all the time. Of course I remember that Seinfeld. George’s woodie Le Baron.

I read about that Hitler movie. People love bringing Hitler back for comedy. There was once a notorious British show called Heil Honey I’m Home that was a sitcom about him. It only lasted 1 or 2 episodes.

Oh wow. Matchless . I like that movie. It’s really silly, but I dig those goofy Italian movies from that era. I’ll have to rewatch it for the tunnel.

Are you afraid of tunnels through mountains, or something?


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/02/2016 at 04:51

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Er ist wieder da is on nomination for our next movie night with the guys. It’s just not running in many theatres anymore so how that’s gonna end. Heil Honey, I’m home should be awesome haha, hilarious title!

Yes it is fear . Not for the tunnels themselves though. It’s Fear of Missing out.

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Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/03/2016 at 02:45

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Is it getting good reviews? It looks ridiculous, but I’d see it. It reminds me of a skit that was either on an old comedy show, or I made up in my head about someone being Hitler’s college roommate.

Good point. Mountains should be traversed, not blasted through. Sometimes, though, it can make for some fun driving. As long as no one else is around.

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Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/03/2016 at 06:26

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Certainly not pathetic. Not everyone enjoys the humor and it’s “hidden” message is not appreciated by all but the absurdity makes this one mandatory anyway.

Mountain roads with tunnels! These are the best. Italy is full of ‘m. I’m sure I know the route the SZ took in it’s promo video (from 3:00):


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/04/2016 at 03:32

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It does look pretty absurd. I don’t think it’ll come out over here, but you never know.

That video is awesome. The music is what we’re talking about in the other thread. Where are those tunnels? I feel like I remember going through something similar on the way to Cortina, actually. I love the computer animation, too. Very high tech.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/04/2016 at 05:09

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Indeed! And look at the Oppo-logo on top! Torch has been monitoring us again! Or doesn’t he have powerz over Oppo?

I had this somewhere on VHS of some carshow for years. I was in love. With the car. With the surroundings. With the COMPUTER ANIMATION!!!

I think it’s a piece of road I covered between Monterossa al Mare and Genoa. In the Z4.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/05/2016 at 02:44

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I guess the Oppo boys are now on our tail. Our threads’ influence is broadening. It actually originally read, “Oppsitelock” which would have changed everything.

The car, the road, and the video are all masterpieces. Northern Italy is the shit. That Z4 really got around. No wonder you want another one.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/05/2016 at 06:17

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I’m sure there will be books written about our long lasting threads. It such great material. Life changing.

It was the same trip as the footage on the San Gottardo! We first went to Monterosso al Mare (the most western of the Cinque Terre ). Later on we moved to Cannobio (Lago Maggiore - where the Suzuki Swift action took place). That was such an epic trip. No wonder she’s still with me ;-)


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/07/2016 at 17:11

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I agree. Future generations will study the Jobjeisen Comments much like the Churchill Diaries and the Nixon Tapes.

Ah, right, the Suzuki Swift Affair. Now, if that had been a Swift Cabrio, it would up the epicness of the confrontation. I think any woman so impressed by such a trip is a true keeper herself. If she had been blasé about it, it would have meant trouble.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/08/2016 at 03:00

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Won’t we have to do something really epic first? Overthrow a 3rd world country, take over the automotive world with our Wanke r l, reinstate world peace?

She’s a keeper. Anyone giving me such a beautiful little creature must be epic. She almost had as much fun as I did while hoonin’ the mountainroads. That was a first. Usually they start vomiting at corner nr. 2.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/09/2016 at 02:03

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Well, with our Karenjy plans, we’re on the way to #1. The Wanke r l is getting close. And, 1 and 2 will inevitably lead to 3.

Corner number 2 is being generous. “Can we go in the little car?” were the words I liked to hear from a girl referring to whatever microcar I had running at the time.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/09/2016 at 04:27

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Corner number 1 is never a problem. In that corner all what’s left in the stomach is pushed to one side. In corner 2, especially when it’s right after number 1, is an issue. Often. But Krista loves these feelings, she enjoys riding whatever attraction in an amusement park as well. Even stuff I walk by easily.

Your little cars are always epic. Did you ever even date a girl not liking these?


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/11/2016 at 02:02

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I never dated a girl that liked rollercoasters. That would have been nice. I love a good rollercoaster. But, the microcars, yes. Girls always like those. They don’t always understand that they break down, but they do think they’re cute.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/11/2016 at 02:39

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I like my rollercoasters indoors. Like in Hotel New York in Vegas. The part not controlling it makes it hard for me sometimes though. The breaking down part can turn you into a hero in a heartbeat as you easily can fix stuff on those mechanics. That’s what I really noticed with Norbert and his Moto Guzzi Le Mans: He always got home. He always had to fix something during any trip, once came home pushing the throttle directly at the carbs hahaha...


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/12/2016 at 03:01

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Indoor rollercoasters are the best. I love that New York one. And, Space Mountain at the Disney parks is the classic. I’ll never forget riding that for the first time as a little kid. It was thrilling.

This is very true. I have made an impression fixing a broken Subaru 360 a few times. Once with a nut and a literal gum wrapper like MacGuyver. I’m not sure if it got me laid, but probably.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/12/2016 at 07:26

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Space Mountain! They have that one in Paris as well. Awesome ride.

Wait a minute: are you not sure the fixing got you laid or don’t you remember getting laid in the first place? Weird!


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/15/2016 at 13:44

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Space Mountain is awesome. I’m happy to hear they gave you Europeans one. It’s really the one thing I want to do at Disneyland. A friend of mine works for Disney, so he brings us once a year. I’ve gotten kind of bored of it, but now folks have kids so it’s fun again.

I’m not sure if it was the 360 MacGuyvering that got me laid, or just my general awesomeness. I remember the lady being quite impressed, but we were dating and young, so we probably would have done it even if I made her walk home.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/15/2016 at 15:37

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I’m sure I’m going there again not that far in the future. As I’m sure it was the general awesomeness that made you two do what you did. And I’m sure you mentioned at least once your mum drove a Ferrari.

Returning to the initial subject in this thread: Did you see this one???


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/17/2016 at 02:50

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Josje’s almost at the Disneyland age. Too small for Space Mountain, though, so you’ll have to go on that one alone. Ha. I didn’t know “my mother has a Ferrari” could be used as a pickup line. Maybe in L.A., actually.

This thread has covered a lot of ground. That’s a great story. I didn’t come across it in my Wimille research. Speaking of which, that whole post is like a Jobjeisen greatest hits.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/17/2016 at 05:48

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What age is needed for Space Mountain? I did not fear that one a bit. I know way more frightening rollercoaster rides I suppose.

Mum drives a Ferrari should work in LA. With waitresses it can’t not be working!

It did!!! I’m sure it came by in our immense threads, it’s a wide known fact! I should definitely contact the guys from Kinja: I need a way to direct access the database to secure our threads and make it easy to search in. I know Torch does!


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02/18/2016 at 22:29

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I was thinking she’s too small, not that it would be too scary. It isn’t scary, and certainly less exciting than being a passenger in a car with you driving. I must have been six or so when I first rode it. I remember not being allowed to the first time we went to Disneyworld.

I’m going to try it the next time I have a cute waitress. Will report results.

I would love a search feature for the comments. So many of our great ideas are out there somewhere. You could be right and Torch does have a secret database of our conversations. I’m surprised he didn’t refer to the U.S. spec Alpine GTA in his Alpine post. But, he did say it could be called an AMX which I believe I said somewhere. Speaking of, what do you think of the new Alpine????!!!


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02/19/2016 at 06:46

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You’re probably right about that riding shotgun part... ;-) It’s a height-issue, I get it.

And don’t forget to add pictures with your experiment. Or footage!

How can we connect Kinja-support?

Yes, that Alpine post was nice but not his best. Because why on earth would one want another front on that amazing looking Alpine in the first place????? I really love that car. Maybe that’s what should come after the V60!


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/22/2016 at 01:22

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The way this thing works, I doubt there is such a thing as Kinja Support.

Yeah, the front of the car is what makes it awesome. I don’t think they need to rebadge it for America. Most people don’t know what an Alpine is, but the car will speak for itself. I really love it as well. Not as badass as that concept from a couple years ago, but that didn’t look like a production car. This one seems ready to go. Are there interior shots? I should tell my mother to wait and get one of those instead of the Porker.


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02/22/2016 at 04:57

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I don’t think either. About both Kinja and the need for a re-badge.

It might be to spartan for mum. The interior of the concept is awesome.

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I want it.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/23/2016 at 02:47

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Yeah, it’s totally awesome. Maybe by the time it gets here I’ll be able to afford one. I know it won’t come with those seats, but I dig the minimal dash. I’m sure it’ll get spruced up for production, but I hope they keep that sweet steering wheel. I’d like to see it in other colors, too. I’m a little surprised they went with white and not blue for the concept. It’s looks alright in white, though, and I normally fall asleep looking at white cars.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/23/2016 at 13:07

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That interior actually doesn’t look that futuristic to me. And I’m sure I know that steeringwheel...

I was surprised with the white as well. Makes all those lines on it’s side clearly visible though. Mine will be either white or blue. Of course.


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02/24/2016 at 03:24

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I like that it’s not futuristic. It’s nice and minimal. Where is that wheel from? This is the only place it has that sweet horn button.

The white helps it look like a production car. And does accentuate the lines well. I’m excited to see how it looks in blue.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/24/2016 at 04:39

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I’m sure they won’t just use a steering wheel from another company. Probably just reminds me to the sporty Audi one.

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It really doesn’t differ that much to last year’s Celebration Concept so I’m sure the exterior is finished now. Smaller wheels and we’re ready for production.

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02/25/2016 at 02:23

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We need to get the Wanke r l going soon then if we’re going to have a chance at competing then.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/25/2016 at 14:18

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With a competitor like this I’m not sure we’ll survive!

I’ll register the Trademark tomorrow. Will you contact the boys of Marketing?


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
02/26/2016 at 01:08

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I’ll contact Artrice and see if he can get some promo illustrations ready. I’m thinking the rendering should show it on a roller coaster track in outer space. I think he can make that really pop.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
02/26/2016 at 04:16

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I think he can. At first I thought you were talking about Carice van Houten . She’s called Actrice over here as at one point she showed up in every play, movie, tv-series.


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02/28/2016 at 21:30

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That’s funny. She’s made her way to Hollywood now. Thanks to Game of Thrones , I think. She plays Leni Riefenstahl in this movie about Jesse Owens that’s out now. Pretty good casting, actually, even though she’s not German.